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Writer's pictureZenia Menezes

A Grown-up Christmas List

Updated: Oct 3, 2021

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la ka-ching!


God rest we weary working souls, it’s been a crazy year.

Remember we have few more days, I hope we make it through!

Oh tidings of comfort and joy

Comfort and joy

Oh tidings of comfort and joy...

(Sing along)



In the true spirit of the season, here's my grown-up Christmas list:


  • Rent/mortgage prices from the 90s come back

  • Coffee at 8 pm still lets you sleep at night

  • The Office does’t leave Netflix on Dec 31st, 2020

  • No other social media platform gets ‘stories’

  • Linkedin is ONLY used for professional networking

  • People take mental health a little more seriously

  • Aunties stop asking everyone - ‘When are you getting married?’ OR 'When are you having kids?’

  • Dark Chocolate is officially named the 6th food group

  • Potatoes do not make you fat

  • Science is believed over WhatsApp forwards

  • Everything is not manufactured in China

  • Oatmeal cookies find a way to be as delish as Chocolate chip cookies

  • Slightly lower taxes

  • Chris Hemsworth

  • More women support women

  • Tik Tok Influencers take it down a notch

  • Masks are worn on the nose.

  • People responding with ‘K’ can be legally fined

  • Kindness is understood and practiced a lot more often

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